This Idiot I Work With

I work with one too! Thing is, if I did or said the things my Idiot CoWorker (IC) does I would be gone--what's worse? This IC makes more than I do, has less degrees and experience, comes in late, leaves early and takes 2hr lunches and THEN takes credit for MY work! IC doesnt want to do something so the project/work gets pushed on to me because the person we now report to knows I will get it done. IC only does 3 things...and does them poorly. ARRRRRRGGGGGGG I have gone to HR, I have gone to who we report to, several times. (I do keep a paper trail as well on all this). Nothing gets fixed.

IC acts like they know what is going on but they don't...they ask me questions on stuff they should know. One thing though...I used to report to IC and they changed it so now we are on the same level and report to someone else--let me note that the change in reporting was NOT because of me. The guy who was IC's mgr told me he wanted to work in a different dept and I knew it was coming way before the issues with IC became so turbulent. I'm looking for another job. Never in my life have I ever had to work with someone like that! And what is so sad? People like that are the ones that move up in this world and get all the breaks.

This idiot I work with can't stop with his stupid ass iPhone apps. The idiot spends $300 on a phone so he can pretend it's a light saber, so he can cock it like a shotgun, and then it can make fart sounds too.

He's in his mid 30s.

This Idiot I work with is a man in his late 30s with a wife and children, which is a surprise in of itself, but after the faux hawk craze has thankfully died; a craze which he was a loyal supporter of, he now has one of those retarded duck tail things on the back of his hair. I thought those were the sole possession of inbred children in the American south, but I guess hey, if it's cool for a hillbilly, it's cool for an aging hipster douche approaching a mid-life crisis. Idiot.

This idiot I work with has now TWICE clicked on those pop up ads that say something like, "Your CPU is infected, Click here NOW!!!" Now, I have to put everything else I need to do with our network on hold so that I can fix this jack stains computer again.

When I explained that that's how some viruses trick you (I figured I'd make the virus sound like a monster so that he would take it seriously), you could see the lightbulb flash on like I'd translated the Dead Sea Scrolls by memory or something.

This Idiot I Work For explained to us that he understands that sacrifices people have had to make over the past year because of the economy. For instance he really wanted to finally buy that Rolls Royce he always wanted, but awwww, he couldn't, and instead had to keep driving his motherfucking Ferrari for another year. And for the record, he wasn't being sarcastic or ironic or anything, he was being 100% serious.