This Idiot I Work With

This idiot I work with can get over how fucking awesome he thinks his Halloween costume is. You're a dead pseudo-celeb. Maybe it's slightly moderately chuckle (eh) worthy. It's certainly not worth yelling about every time you see someone. The joke really wasn't that funny to begin with and is now very very very very old and it's not even 11am.

This idiot I work with actually thinks that people beyond her and her assistant care about Human Resources. And I'm not ever sure about the assistant. So sad.

This idiot I work with (for) has cut pay for everyone in the company by 20%, has a hiring freeze going on, no reviews for two years, canceled all outsourced projects to bring them in house - with no extra pay for the people who do them, btw - but SOMEHOW manages to find a way to put his daughter on the payroll. 

This idiot I work with spends easily the first two hours every morning coughing, hacking, sneezing, snorting, and grunting. EVERY MORNING!!!!!!!!!!!! I share a wall with her, so I have a symphony of phlegm to greet me every morning.  She seems to stop just in time for her morning smoke break though. The best part is that she's the receptionist.

This idiot I work with just told the head boss that his new idea was the best thing to ever happen to this company and that after five years here, this is the most exciting day in his career here because the boss had some dumb idea. LOL.

This idiot I work with can't shut up about being one of those "God people" whenever anyone is around. I guess "Thou Shalt Not Lie" doesn't apply though when they need to close a sale over the phone.

This idiot I work with can't shut up about his Wednesday night basketball rec league. He sucks. I don't know anything about basketball, but you know how it goes when someone won't shut up about something, they suck. Plus, I know the type of person he is, so really all there can be is massive suckness.