This Idiot I Work With

This Idiot I work with is a man in his late 30s with a wife and children, which is a surprise in of itself, but after the faux hawk craze has thankfully died; a craze which he was a loyal supporter of, he now has one of those retarded duck tail things on the back of his hair. I thought those were the sole possession of inbred children in the American south, but I guess hey, if it's cool for a hillbilly, it's cool for an aging hipster douche approaching a mid-life crisis. Idiot.